He does not sleep on the job; sleeping is his job.
Keeping the family entertained is a key skill of his.
You can count on him to keep a precise diary of all the neighborhood birds and bugs.
He likes to nap in trees covered with shag carpet.
He’ll surprise you occasionally by baying like a hound or acting like a Golden Retriever.
He sniffs your shoes fascinatedly when they are covered with dung.
He is, the most interesting cat in the world.